It is Friday and Fridays are for fun. I have chosen a very un fun topic today just for fun. When I sell real estate in downtown St. Paul I like to tell the new owners some things about living downtown.
I like to let them know that there is one thing that the City of St. Paul does very well and that is parking enforcementt. Our meters take quarters or dollar coins only and each quarter lasts about ten seconds. It is impossible to carry enough quarters to park for an hour downtown. They wouldn't all fit in a pocket or purse. It is hard to put them in the meter fast enough. With each quarter lasting only a few seconds the time that the first quarter bought is used up before the last quarter goes in.
The parking enforcement is so efficient that if I stop at a meter and reach down to find some quarters in my car or purse by the time I look back up there is already a ticket on my windshield and the person who put it there is long gone.
Yesterday when I took the pictures of the parking meters for this post I stopped at a meter, left the engine running, and put a quarter in the meter. Sure enough there was a young man two cars down putting a ticket on a windshield.
If you park downtown and your meter runs out you will get a ticket without fail. I consider them a normal business expense. They are unavoidable. I once asked if I could deduct the tickets from my taxes as they are a normal business expense and the answer was no. The meters do not give receipts so I can deduct all of those rolls of quarters I go through either.
Yesterday I was informed that the little slot in the back of the meter is for a card. The card can some how be purchased through the city. It can be used to pay for parking instead of trying to cart around 10 or 12 pounds of quarters for each hour of parking. There is no information about it on the city web site. T
he program is kept secret because the city makes so much money off people like me who rarely have a couple of rolls of quarters on them that they don't want anyone to know about it.
When there are events downtown the city goes one step further. They put hoods on the meters that are any where near the event. I think that a ticket for parking at a hooded meter is a ginormous amount of money and is probably what they use to pay the mayors salary.
I have gotten parking tickets for as much as $100. I was once downtown with a friend. We put quarters in the meter, went to eat and got back to the car seconds after the meter expired. As we walked down the street we could see the ticket appearing on the windshield but the person who put it there apparently moved so fast that he or she could not be seen. It looked like the ticket just appeared out of no where.
I have no idea how they do that. They are almost magical.