You guessed it we have another product that we are rolling out on the weenie. In case anyone is wondering what is going on, times are hard and I need to monetize this blog. I decided to sell products that people can really use.
I have developed a tool for making your experience on Trulia voices even better. Introducing the voice-0 -matic. This little gadget is about the same size as a dime but it is loaded with features.
The voice-o-matic works with any computer it plugs right into the USB port and if you have a 30 port hub like I have, you won't even notice one more USB device, and will still have room for the coffee pot and the popcorn popper.
Plug it in and forget about it. While your peers scramble to be the first to answer a question this little gadget guarantees that you will be the last to answer. While they each take turns giving the anonymous buyer the same answer to the question you can go out and sell real estate without missing anything.
The device uses a complicated antilogarithm developed after years of research. It can actually figure out when the other agents are done giving that anonymous buyer, or seller who is under contract with a competitor the same answer and within seconds it scans all of the answers and uses the information to create the perfect answer. Yes the perfect answer!
Plug it in an forget about it. The Voice-o-matic works tirelessly day and night so that you don't have to. No need to even log in just let the voice-o-matic run. Set it up answer questions in any or all states. It can answer several questions at once and give that all important last answer, the one that is always on top.
Our studies show that if 1,398,309,110 questions are answered you will get a transaction, and one in every 13 of those transactions will close. Wouldn't it be nice to have an extra commission check or two this year? Well now you can with the voice-o-matic.
But that isn't all. Order today and you will get not one but two voice-o-matics, and we will throw in a free weenie badge for your active rain blog, and a spatula.
You made my day T. Thank you. :-)
Posted by: Todd Carpenter | February 23, 2009 at 06:21 AM
SweeT!! I love spatulas, especially the ones from Spatula City! Anyone can give away Ginzu Knives.
Posted by: Linda Davis | February 23, 2009 at 06:36 AM
Todd - You are welcome. please spread the word about me new products.
Linda - I knew I could get you interested in my products if I threw in a spatula and you are correct anyone can give away knives. You will love tomorrows product roll out. ;)It includes knives and spatulas
Posted by: teresa boardman | February 23, 2009 at 06:43 AM
"The Brand You Trust" - you know it!!
Posted by: Sarah Cooper | February 23, 2009 at 06:57 AM
I'm waiting to purchase until the entire suite of tools comes out, and hoping the Deluxe Set includes Tupperware.
Posted by: Jay Thompson | February 23, 2009 at 08:36 AM
Jay - Tupperware? We can do that!
Posted by: teresa boardman | February 23, 2009 at 09:15 AM
Do you offer lay away services? I'm not sure I can afford all these awesome products at the same time and I don't want to miss out!
Posted by: Kristal Kraft | February 23, 2009 at 09:55 AM
KK - your credit is good with me.
Posted by: teresa boardman | February 23, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Do you have a plug-in or API that we can use so the CrapOmatic can feed info into the VoiceOmatic? I want to ensure the quality of the answers.
If we buy two does that double our chances of closing?
Posted by: gotbob | February 23, 2009 at 01:03 PM
Got - I have a beta version I am testing but I made it myself and for some reason it works fine but every other word is misspelled. I'll let you know when I have the bugs worked out.
Posted by: teresa boardman | February 23, 2009 at 01:18 PM
I Love You! Would you bundle this with a Snuggie for $29.95? You'd have a sure fire hit. Thank you for posting. I am so inspired, I might add a Weenie section over at Windy City. If you promise not to sue me.
Posted by: Robert Darrow | February 24, 2009 at 10:18 AM