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May 29, 2008

Online Social Networking Teaches New Skills

It is good to be back on this blog of mass destruction cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand.  I feel so at home here, muDavest be the food. I can almost smell the fire and taste the dogs.

Without even realizing it I picked up a valuable skill through my participation in social networks. The FBI, has special software to do what I can do in my mind.  The ability to take a photo and use it to determine what someone will look like in 10 or 20 years.

I see the pictures of my friends online, and sometimes know them for years before I meet them in person. If they are Realtors, they seldom look like their photos. At first it was hard.  I would see them and they would say hello and extend a hand, I would look back with that doe in the headlight look, and they could tell that I didn't know who they were.

Since then, I have learned how to save mental pictures of my online friends and age the photo by 10 to 20 years so that when I meet them, I can figure out who they are. It is a useful skill, it doesn't help with some of the avatars but it helps with the online portraits, and who knows maybe someday it will lead to a job in forensics.

I am not sure that I can add 40 or 50 years to a photo, but I am working on it so that I recognize David Smith when I meet him.  I know that this photo is his way of making a statement but I think he may have gone too far.  He says he has grand children so it is likely that he doesn't look like the child in the picture.


May 18, 2008

Even further back in the day

Pizzaboxmac This is kind of a follow up from Todd's post, back in the day.  I love the way Todd writes and am always happy to have him on the weenie, he says that I have a sense of humor, maybe but his quick wit gets me every time.

Todd got me thinking about what back in the day means to me.

The first time I touched a computer keyboard was in 1982.  I was a mainframe that my college shared with another school.  The thing looked like a giant typewriter, and had no screen.  We would dial a number on an analogue phone and put the phone in a special cradle to connect to the computer.  The user would type commands and the results would be printed on green bar paper.

The first time I used a PC was also in 1982.  They were given to the school by IBM, through a grant from 3M.  No one really knew what to do with them, they were toys in our computer lab that we would play with.  Did you know that the personal computer was an invention that no one had any use for? They were novel because they had screens, and were so small, compared to the huge mainframe computers.  I think it was visicalc or lotus123 that made the PC useful for businesses, they were early spreadsheet programs. The only class I ever took to learn a software application was a class on Lotus123, when MS Excel came out, I immediately switched to it and have been using it ever since.

I had a computer in my home in 1989, it was an Apple 2E clone.  It had a screen, black with amber writing, no graphics of course.   No hard drive, the programs were on floppy disks and I saved my work on the same disk.  A couple of years later, 1991, or maybe 92, I bought an Apple Perfoma.  It had a 40 megabyte hard drive,  and a color screen and a 1200 baud modem. I went on the internet and have been there ever since.  I kind of got lost in it and started a whole new life for myself. :)  I had an email account but no one to send email too.  I was one of the early member of this new on-line community called AOL.  We used to get updates every week about new web sites on the internet.

One day in 1992 my six year old son brought home a floppy disk that hat a new beta program on it called Netscape navigator, 1.0, I loaded it on my performa and never used AOL again.  I discovered I could use a local ISP and just go anywhere on the internet that I wanted to without having to download a ton of graphics.  AOL made me "update" every time I signed on and with a 1200 Baud modem that was very time consuming as the update included numerous icons and graphics.  I think Netscape mail may have been the first or second on-line, use anywhere kind of email, I was invited to do some beta testing of the product and was most impressed.

I developed my first web site in 1995 for a non-profit.  I used a new program called Netscape navigator gold 3.0 and free programs I found on the internet.  The project took me almost two weeks, The site consisted on four pages.

When I think about back in the day, I remember that first PC without a hard drive and how long it took on my Macintosh Performa to "dial up" and get on the internet. It was so slow, and there were few websites.  Email was fairly useless but seemed pretty cool.  Most people were not too sure that the internet was worth the trouble, but we played on it just the same.

I like to say that in internet years I am 300 years old.  I have seen the progression and advancement almost since day one.  I remember using "Gopher" through the university of Minnesota and using an email program called "pine". When the spell checker came out it changed my life. I know it is hard to tell from my posts but it is true. The spell checker and the keyboard made it possible for me to write, and opened up a whole new world that I never imagined I would be a part of.

There wasn't any new technology to learn when I started my blog in 2005.  Instead I had to learn how to write and take pictures, and am still working on perfecting both.   

May 08, 2008

Back'n Tha Day

By Todd Carpenter

Jayt Today, I extended an Facebook group invitation to my buddy Jay Thompson. Not just any invitation mind you. One of such exclusivity that the Skull & Bones crowd would find themselves on the outside, looking in. In fact, even the queen weenie master herself, and host of this blog of mass destruction (cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand) is not yet eligible for invitation to the Back'n Tha Day Facebook group.

What is Back'n Tha Day?

Well, unlike Skull & Bones, we can talk about Back'n The Day. In fact, that's the only point of the group. To gloat. Back'n Tha Day is reserved for real estate bloggers with three years or more of blogging experience. Today, Jay joins the likes of Dustin Luther, Maureen Francis, Kristal Kraft, Jim Duncan and myself. Today Jay can start saying stuff like:

Back'n Tha Day, we didn't need no fancy RSS reader to read all our favorite real estate blogs.

Back'n Tha Day, we thought Active Rain had something to do with seeding clouds.

Back'n Tha Day, Brad Inman actually blogged on the Inman Blog.

Back'n Tha Day, making Hanan Levin's bloggers list was the gold standard... It still is.

Back'n Tha Day, we didn't have blog wars.

Back'n Tha Day, the Blog Squad was the bomb.

Back'n Tha Day, we didn't need blog coaches, or SEO experts to make it work.

Back'n Tha Day, we just jumped in.

Welcome Jay. As Jim Duncan would say, you're old school now. When other bloggers try to give you advice, or tell you you're wrong, just tell them, "Dude, I'm Back'n Tha Day". Argument over. When a blog coach pitches their services to you, just ask them, "Are YOU Back'n Tha Day? I didn't think so... bye bye." Best of all, when you're downing a pint of beer at Inman Connect this summer, a simple nod to your fellow Back'n Tha Day members will be all it takes to confer the obvious. Original RE Blogger in da house yo.

May 04, 2008

How Often do you Google Yourself?

BoardmangoogleI have neglected this blog of mass destruction cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand for too long.   I post when I can which isn't very often these days, and I am concerned that I will lose both of my readers.

Many of the re-bloggers out there spend time googling themselves and sometimes they even publish the results. It seems to be a big deal.  I get it when it comes to certain widely used searches and keywords but I don't get it when it comes to the title of a post, or a sentance in the post.

I decided to do some googling of my own.  Is googling a word?  Of course not but here on the weenie anything goes.  I come up number one, and two on page one of google, when I type in "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand".   Isn't that amazing?  I am going to share my secret with you. "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand" is a unique set of words that I have used many times in my posts.  When I run the search the pages that come up after mine all have the phrase "cleverly disguised" in them but not the words "hot dog stand".  I feel very special.

Now I can tell the world that I come up number one on the search "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand".  I guess this bad old blog has really made it.   Just think, all those people out there searching for "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand" will find me first.

Now that I am number one in google for the "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand", what will happen next?  Will I be rich beyond my wildest dreams?  Will I be famous?  Probably not but like everyone else out there who comes up number one in google under some blog post headline or obscure phrase in a blog post, my search engine position gives me something to write about and makes me look really smart. 

May 01, 2008

The Most Popular Agent Recruitment Tool

MirrorJust an observation . . .

Running a real estate company or office seems to be mostly about recruiting.  I guess that makes sense.  Since real estate office make money from the sales their agents make, the more agents, the more sales.

Agents leave the business and more join all the time.  The large companies recruit, recruit, recruit.  Like most agents I get post cards in the mail and spam from real estate companies in my market.

It seems like the brokers all use the same criteria for bringing on new agents.  If the person can get a MN real estate license and then pass the mirror test they are brought on board.

The mirror test is when the broker holds a mirror near the agents mouth and asks them to breath.  If they can fog the mirror they are welcomed aboard by the broker.  Most brokers and managers are too focused on recruiting to bother to spend much time helping new agents get started.  It isn't wise to invest much time in new agents anyway because they are independent contractors, which is different than employees.

Real estate companies gravitate toward recruiting agents who have sales experience, or of course experienced agents.  Sales experience is important but so are computer and people skills.  Many of the managers with the big companies don't have computer skills.  They started in the business before buyers and sellers started using the internet and seem to think agents can do just fine with out having basic computer skills. The goal seems to be to fill offices with as many mirrors fogging licensed individuals as possible so I guess it doesn't matter if they have skills.

I currently am having a transaction with a new agent.  I am representing both the buyer and the seller.  The agent is a buyers agent and it is my listing.  I already explained to the sellers when we got an offer on the property that some blanks needed to be filled in on the contract and some changes needed to me made to take care of the buyer. The buyers agent will get half of the commission but I am doing most of the work for both sides if the transaction.  It is just part of the job.  It would be nice though if the new agents broker got involved, but chances are he or she is too busy recruiting new agents.

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