realweenie: How Often do you Google Yourself?

May 04, 2008

How Often do you Google Yourself?

I have neglected this blog of mass destruction cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand for too long. I post when I can which isn't very often these days, and I am concerned that I will lose both of my readers.

Many of the re-bloggers out there spend time googling themselves and sometimes they even publish the results. It seems to be a big deal. I get it when it comes to certain widely used searches and keywords but I don't get it when it comes to the title of a post, or a sentance in the post.

I decided to do some googling of my own. Is googling a word? Of course not but here on the weenie anything goes. I come up number one, and two on page one of google, when I type in "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand". Isn't that amazing? I am going to share my secret with you. "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand" is a unique set of words that I have used many times in my posts. When I run the search the pages that come up after mine all have the phrase "cleverly disguised" in them but not the words "hot dog stand". I feel very special.

Now I can tell the world that I come up number one on the search "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand". I guess this bad old blog has really made it. Just think, all those people out there searching for "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand" will find me first.

Now that I am number one in google for the "cleverly disguised as a hot dog stand", what will happen next? Will I be rich beyond my wildest dreams? Will I be famous? Probably not but like everyone else out there who comes up number one in google under some blog post headline or obscure phrase in a blog post, my search engine position gives me something to write about and makes me look really smart.

May 04, 2008 at 06:18 AM in Humor | Permalink