Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter

By: Todd Carpenter

Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter

I'd like to tell you about my good for nothing aunt Yvonne, and her low life husband Bryan. They haven't a clue about the importance of family. I mean, I only have 15 years of experience in the mortgage industry, but do you think they would solicit my services? Even once? NOT! I know many of you have relative who act with such discourtesy, but you don't fully understand the scope my aunt and uncle's crass. You see, Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter have purchased hundreds of homes over the past few years. Hundreds. Don't believe me? Just Google "Bryan & Yvonne Carpenter" . Seriously, you have to click the link to really understand where I'm going here.

Look, here's one, and another, and another... It's as if these agents are using the same exact referral. But there's no way that could happen... These folks took ethics training. Yvonne and Bryan are real! I swear!

Never once have they given me the opportunity to earn their business. What's even worse is that it's not even like they always work with the same professionals. In fact, they work with somebody new in nearly every transaction. That's the part I really don't understand because they always offer to give each agent a nice referral to place on their web pages. They don't even give me the time of day though. Jerks.

Hat tip to Shannon Stanbro for cluing me in on my weenie relatives.