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When Teresa Boardman floated an invitation to me to contribute a guest post to
the weenie, my thought was, "How could I possibly add to the
conversation? I don't have any hot dog pictures". Then I remembered
Jabo's Bar Be Que. This is how the weenie rolls in Denver yo. That's a
quarter pound hot link covered with half a pound of slow cooked pork
and topped with a secret recipe BBQ sauce strait out of Kansas City.
Even my man Chris would be
impressed. I'm on a diet, but was compelled to eat the entire thing
anyway. I felt I owed it to the loyal weenie readers. The heartburn
suffered as a result reminded me of the general tone of RE.net over the
last few weeks.
If you read a lot of RE blogs, you may have noticed the alliances,
rivalries, and camp mentality that's taking seed. In many humorous
ways, these cliques remind me my days in collage. It's still early, and
there's plenty of time to take sides, so here's a quick rundown on who
to position yourself with in the growing soap opera that is RE.net.
RSS Pieces and The Real Estate Tomato
. If you have a blog built by either of these companies, sorry, you
don't get to choose which camp you're in. By birthright, you are sworn
enemies. Stop trying to leave friendly comments on each others blogs.
It's like Buckeye Fan breaking bread with Wolverine Fan. What are
thinking?
Remember the "in" crowd? Cheerleaders, jocks, Gregg, Babs, Neidermeyer,
and the rest of the Omegas? If you want to be "in", BloodHound Blog
is the camp to join. Here, one can feel unencumbered by the bonds of
social niceties usually present in the business world. Tell it like it
is, and don't worry about making friends because everyone already loves
you. If you do decide to join this camp, make sure Greg gives you the
Super Secret Odysseus Decoder Ring. Otherwise, you are not truly in.
Kind of like the nerd who does the quarterback's homework, and gets
invited to some parties, but not the really good ones.
What campus would be complete without a socialistic, communal clique
where thousands of worker bees all contribute to the greater good ? Most
people are assimilated through indoctrination
invitation, but you can join on your own as well.
If you don't have anything good to say, but want to say something
anyway, try hangin' with the goth bloggers. This one is easy, Just
start pining about fraud, the
real estate bubble, or sub prime lenders. You'll be in
the clique before you know it.
Then there's the Corporate Sell-Out camp. To join, just start
contributing to GeekEstate,
the Zillow Wiki,
Trulia Voices , or best
yet, get yourself a gig blogging for Redfin!
Watch as your efforts lead to actual business and take solace in the
notion that the rest of us are secretly jealous behind our mantra of
"keeping it real".
Finally, there's the Sellsius
camp. I consider myself a proud member. We are the Deltas
to Bloodhound's Omegas. Can't we all just get along? Let's sing
kum-by-ya, smoke a bowl, and have another Jabo Dog. Togas are optional,
but highly encouraged.
So there you have it. The Blog and the Beautiful of RE.net. I've been
blogging for two and a half years now, things are finally getting
interesting. Make sure to pick sides soon. Maybe we can all square off
(West Side Story style) at Inman Connect this winter.
BY: Todd Carpenter - REMBEX Blog
Fiesta!
We welcome guest posts from both Deltas and Omegas, don't be shy. Find my contact information on the St. Paul Real Estate Blog
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